And in the morning when you rise, be sure to know your destiny cause its all worthwhile.
-pale fountains

Tagsibol

Pano ba naman alam ko na na tinatagyawat ako pag kumakain ako ng Peanuts eh, sige pa rin ang kain ko. Resulta?, ayan ako ngayon ay tag sibol.

Pero tutuo bang nakakatagyawat ang mga Peanuts? Ayon sa aking reaserch, hindi daw nakaka cause ng pimples ang Peanuts, pero bat ganun? Hindi naman siguro coincidental tuwing pag kain ko ng peanuts eh sabay usbong ng akng pimples? Ito na nga ako na nga ang proof na tutuong nakaka cause ng pimples ang peanuts.

Nakaka ilang tuloy, naalala ko ang infomercial sa TV na ang sabi eh bakit daw lumalabas ang acne tuwing may impoprtanteng occasion? Well in my experience tutuo nga ito.

Bakit pa kasi ang tao eh sa mukha pa tinutubuan ng pimples? Kung saan pa lagi tayong tinitingan. Anyway kung sa pwet naman (na minsan ay nangyayari) ay masakit pag umuupo, kung "duon" naman ay lalong masakit, kung sa paa at palad naman ay masakit siguro pag may hinahawakan tayo.

Kaw kapatid saan ba mas convenient tubuan ng pimples?

Pero ang lesson learned dito ay talagang tigil tigilan ko na ang pagkain ng Macadamia at Casuy.

Photoshop My Life

Graphic designers rejoiced when Adobe Photoshop was invented back in 91. Today not only graphic designers use it but I’m sure just about anyone who owns a PC must have a Photoshop installed in it. It has become so popular that the word Photoshop has become a verb.

Once when I was arguing with a friend and I said something that really hurt him and out of nowhere I said “Undo, undo”!

How I wish I could Photoshop my life sometimes. Sometimes I wish I could airbrush those wrinkles and those pimple scars or maybe I can use the rubber stamp tool to duplicate myself so our house will always be clean or cut myself and paste me on a beautiful island paradise or Italy or the Moon or use redo and undo option to step back and forth and see what’s works best with my decision in life or experiment with the colour palette so there will be no more grey moments or I can collage the perfect sunshine or maybe I can use the rotate option so I can see the views of others I always disagree with

or if everything fails, just one scroll down I will choose to revert.

But then again there’s you my friend who has no eye for design but who is an expert on how to SAVE me.

Kumplikado Noh?

As much as possible I try not to make my life so complicated. I don’t ask a saleslady if there are other colours available when all the colours are displayed on the rack. I don’t make special orders for my burger like taking off the mayo, adding more lettuce if I know its peak hours. I don’t apply for a leave and go to the long process of cancelling it if I know scheduling department is so busy. Having reflected on this kind of living I realized I only not make life simple for myself but also I make other people’s life simple as well.

Now if only other people will do the same for me.

Why do people piss off other people when they know that they are already pissed? Why do things over and over again if you know that the end result will always be the same? If you think your being cheated in game of gambling why continue playing while everyone is so f**king annoyed by your tra la la la la? Why? Why?! Why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make your life simple people. There will be shorter queues. It saves you energy and fewer enemies and more friends.

Ishflokhh!

Not a good start for blogging again.

Isusulat ko lang ng ating sariling lenggwahe. Dahil maraming ibang lahi ang matatamaan.

Im not a big fan of Lynx (Axe) deodorant pero sa aking palagay ay isa shang mahiwagang bagay. Bakit kamo?, Kung titingan mo ay ibat iba kamo ang packaging nila at shempre dapat iba iba ang amoy. Oo sa unang spray ay magkakiba ang mga amoy nila pero pag nag tagal na ay isang amoy lang ang binabagsakan nila at ako ay nahihiwagaan.
Ang kaso mga kapitbahay eh ang sangsang ng amoy eh, di ko matiis, nakakatusok sa ilong.

Sa locker room duon sa aking pinapagtrabahuan, after work, maririnig mo na ang “Issshflokkhh!!!” (tunog kamo yan ng takip na binubuksan) ewan ko ba, paboritong paborito itong gamitin ng mga Puti at Buko, at sabay sabay silang bobomba ng Linx. May kulto atah dun para sa Lynx users. Naku po!!!! Makalabas na!!!! di ko kasi talaga matiis lalo na ang mga ito pa naman eh mga dehin goli.

Ang suggestion ko lang sana sa mga gumagawa ng Lynx ay sana lagyan nila ng babala na hindi dapat gamitin pag di ka nag goli kasi ang sagwa na ng amoy eh tapos hahalo pa sa pawis nila. Sangsang talaga mga kapitbahay tipong ang amoy eh daing na hinalo mo sa alcohol. Ganun, yun, ganun ang amoy.

Hindi ko lam kung pano magkakatutuo ang mga nasa commercial nila, talgang imposible.