my unforgettable high school pranks

ahhh, high school. either you're the predator or the prey. you don't have to possess strong muscles to be on top of the food chain. all you need is creativity and a good pair of running shoes

so here is a list of my unforgettable pranks when i was still in high school.

1. putting a stone inside a friends bag, the bigger the better, the more the merrier

execution > while friend is busy playing hoops or talking to his girlfriend, secretly grab stones from the school park and hide it inside his bag. another variation is when you have a plastic bag then a ton of gravel is equally entertaining.

2. pinching the cafeteria ketchup bottle and hiding it inside your friends bag.

execution > similar to no.1 but this is a different high as your friend will be blamed for stealing the cafe's property. he he he

3. while your in the cafeteria, another excellent prank is loosening the cover of the salt/ketchup dispenser.

execution > loosen the cover of the salt/ketchup dispenser. oh what a sight it would be when your friend turns the bottle over. laugh your guts out when the excessive amount of salt/ketchup falls over their grub. ahi hi hi

aahhhh high school.

dear big j

dear big j, i know you know that were almost finish here but can you just take it easy on us? wed like to come home in one piece you know. theres enough water pouring from the everyday rain so maybe lets cut down the tears a little bit please. thanks

4 weeks to go

di na ko makapag hintay...

all star

thinking of the possibility of designing my own chuckies

http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/converseone/builder/chuTayOxCan0901,,,,

lynx vice, final episode

for the last time and i promise that this is the last time. let me say something about lynx body spray and deodprant.

lynx "VICE". ahem! smells like the smoke of a cigar. maybe thats why they called it "vice", maybe they were inspired by the smoke of cigar that is trapped unto the collar of a shirt.

so what the f*ck! tangna naman eh, ano naman ang pumasok sa isipan nila at ano kaya ang nakakabango dun? amoy ng sigarilyo, ginawang pabango? asuusss!!!!

pero bat ganun, bumibenta naman sa mga tiga dito? ang ibig ko lang naman sabihin ay tuwing may nakakatabi ako na naka lynx vice ay akala ko ay amoy ng sigarilyo yun pala ay maya maya ay babanat na naman ng lynx vice sa locker room. kelangan bang ubusan nila ang isang lata sa isang gabi?

ambahooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yearbooking

it's back folks!

http://yearbookyourself.com/

breathe

to drive to the beach and enjoy the view is an excellent way to start my day off. just sit back, listen to smooth jazz while sipping a hot coffee,

bakit nag wa wagayway ang ulo ng mga bumbay?

seriously, malaking misterio sakin ang makita ang sabay sabay nilang pag wagayway ng kanliang mga ulo

i think i made have found the answer here.

http://apurvadesai.com/2009/04/30/the-power-of-the-indian-head-wiggle/

...

nothing's so loud
as hearing when we lie
the truth is not kind
and you've said neither am i
but the air outside so soft is saying everything
everything

all i want is to feel this way
to be this close, to feel the same
all i want is to feel this way
the evening speaks, i feel it say...

nothing's so cold
as closing the heart when all we need
is to free the soul
but we wouldn't be that brave i know
and the air outside so soft, confessing everything
everything

and it won't matter now
whatever happens to me
though the air speaks of all we'll never be
it won't trouble me

and it feels so close
let it take me in
let it hold me so
i can feel it say...

naka ilang ulit akong pakingan ito kaninang pauwi ako galing trabaho. siguro dahil start ng day off ko at nagpasalamat ako at naka raos ako ngayong lingo. pagod na pagod na ako. pagod na pagod na kami ni jeng. parang wala na kaming ibibigay. minsan tinatanong ko sa taas kung bakit kami ang napili na magdala ng task na ito. sa dinami dami ba naman ng pinoy sa new zealand ay bakit pa kaya kmai ang napili. minsan naisip ko na baka na virus ang database ng heaven at nag error ang file namin at nagkamali ang pag bigay samin ng buhay na ganito. sabi nila pag may mabigat na problema, wag parating tumingin sa taas, minsan kelangan mong tumingin sa baba, kelangan mong tingnan ang mga taong may mas mabigat na problema sa yo, pero di ko rin naman maiwasan, araw araw tumutulo ang luha namin. hirap na hirap na rin kami. gayun pa man nakaraos na naman kami ng isang lingo, ito at humihinga pa rin naman kami. ang mahalaga ay nabubuhos namin ang pag mamahal kay ethan.